Monday, March 26, 2012

Taylor's Tonics Gingerbread House sparkler

      Take a trip with me readers, its Christmas time, there's a thick layer of snow outside your window and your grandma is in the kitchen making gingerbread cookies. The smell wafts through the house and sends you floating through the air to the kitchen like a character in one of those old cartoons. For many of you this is probably similar to your favorite childhood memories and if you are looking to recapture that childhood memory through the taste of a soda this is NOT the soda for you. I repeat, DO NOT DRINK THIS SODA. Never in my life have I ever tasted something as revolting as this soda. The taste of this is so strong and overpowering that it gave me a horrible headache. There is just to much happening in this soda for it to be enjoyable. It does taste like a piece of gingerbread which is the goal of the soda damn it is just to much, I don't think I can say that enough.
      I despise this soda. There is no way you could get me to drink this ever again without throwing huge sums of money at me or paying for my college tuition. I couldn't stand to take more than four sips of this and even that left me with a headache and an up set stomach. This is a soda that I would suggest giving to your evil swim coach or your horrible history teacher as a gift, you only want to give this soda to people  you don't like. And even then it might be a little extreme! All though they might enjoy the bottle I know I did! Heck its the whole reason I bought it, and trust me I learned my lesson about not judging a book by its cover!
      While I think this goes with out saying my overall rating of this soda is 1 bottle cap. The soda was horrible and, according to my dad who also tried the soda, the best part of the soda was my face when I first tried it. I'm warning you, don't try this. Just take my word for it. I took one for the team here and this is your warning unless you like being sick just don't do it.

You're Welcome.
~Soda Jerk

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